There are dates on a calendar, and then there are moments that feel like they’re circled in ink by history itself. December 3rd is fast becoming one of those moments. On that day,...
I've been watching the digital world evolve for decades, from the clunky modems of the early internet to the sleek neural networks of today. You see a lot of noise. A lot of hype c...
So Exxon Mobil had a "good" quarter. At least, that's the story they’re trying to sell. They beat Wall Street’s earnings-per-share estimates by a few pennies, and the corporate pre...
So, Apple beat earnings. The stock went up. The `aapl stock price` continues its march toward infinity, briefly kissing a $4 trillion market cap. Are we supposed to throw a parade?...
You want to see the future? Forget the crystal ball. Just open the business section. The script for the next great tech crash is being written right now, in plain sight, and nobody...
So, a DeFi Protocol Grew Up and Put on a Suit. Are We Supposed to Be Impressed? * Well, would you look at that. Hyperliquid, the decentralized casino that’s been absolutely printin...
So, Nigeria’s women’s football team qualified for the World Cup. That’s nice. People in Lagos are probably celebrating, as they should. It’s a bright spot in the endless churn of `...
Ah, here we go again. The internet’s favorite ghost story is back for its annual haunting: the tale of the big, fat government check that’s about to magically appear in your bank a...
So, Netflix stock took a 10% nosedive. The usual suspects on Wall Street are screaming, "Buy the dip! It's just business as usual!" while the rest of us are supposed to nod along l...
You just can’t make this stuff up. On the very same day Microsoft rolls out the Brinks truck to announce it made a staggering $77.7 billion in a single quarter, its crown jewel, th...