Generated Title: Toast and Uber: A Match Made in Corporate Purgatory? Okay, so Toast and Uber are now "partners." Big deal. Another day, another corporate "synergy" announcement de...
Alright, let's dissect what's happening with IREN and this supposed blockbuster deal with Microsoft. The headlines scream "blockbuster," but as any seasoned analyst knows, you gott...
Cipher Mining's $5.5 Billion Bet: Genius or Gamble? Cipher Mining (CIFR) is making headlines with a massive 15-year, $5.5 billion deal with Amazon Web Services (AWS). On the surfac...
Alright, let's get this straight. Kimberly-Clark, the folks who bring you the thrill of wiping with Cottonelle, are buying Kenvue, the Tylenol people, for nearly $50 billion? Serio...
Hims & Hers: Still Hyped, Still Overvalued? So, Hims & Hers stock popped. Again. Color me shocked. We're talking about a company selling hair loss pills and ED meds online, and sud...
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The Vertical SaaS Revolution: How Contextual Banking Will Empower the Next Generation of Entrepreneurs Imagine a world where your software understands your business better than you...
Cathie Wood Bails on Palantir? More Like Sees the Writing on the Wall So, Cathie Wood dumps almost $8 million worth of Palantir (PLTR) stock after they beat earnings expectations?...
Dr. Thorne's Take: Burry's Bets Don't Scare Me – AI's Revolution is Unstoppable Okay, let's talk about Michael Burry. The guy who called the 2008 crash, the legend immortalized in...
Microsoft's AI Cloud Deal: Genius Move or Just Another Overhyped Tech Bubble? Okay, so IREN stock jumps 20% on news of a Microsoft deal. Big whoop. We've seen this song and dance b...